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Chuck Norris & Bible

Methuselah:

“The martial arts is a philosophy that is pretty much the principles in the Bible” says the actor who plays Walker Texas Ranger. He also wants the Bible taught in public schools, and for you to buy his total gym, and be sure to watch out for his roundhouse kick, but then who can really avoid the Chuck Norris roundhouse if he decides to go ahead and roundhouse your face? Nobody, that’s who, much like the principles of the Bible.


This entry was posted by Methuselah on Thursday, February 16th, 2006 at 3:32 pm and is filed under Bible in the News, Dude, WTF?. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “Chuck Norris & Bible”

  1. Brenda Rodriguez Says:
    August 14th, 2006 at 6:11 am

    I seen you on church tv about getting the Bible as History this is something we need here in Oklahoma

  2. fred rick jones Says:
    December 6th, 2006 at 11:23 am

    wow you guys are really lame. and that dude above me needs to learn how to spell.