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Mi zeh omer yakhvosh et hatsaddikim! Mi zeh! Mi zeh! (link)

It’s the Green Bible, made with recycled paper and with words that are nice to nature in green.

The NIV Bible, the best selling Bible translation in North America, appears bound for an update.

A team led by Professor Adam Zertal might have found Gilgal.

Dudes, quit stealing the baby Jesus.

Yosef Garfinkel’s team excavated a large shard with writing on it dated to ca. 1000 BCE. The ostracon reportedly contains the words “judge,” “slave,” and “king.” This is important for not only understanding the evolution of alphabetic writing, but also should shed light on the history of early Israel. This was a time that society [...]

Ernie Chambers,a state Senator from my home state of Nebraska, has been trying for the past year to sue God for “death, destruction, and terrorization.” He is trying to make the point that anyone can sue anyone. A US judge just threw out the case, ruling that because God has no address, legal papers can’t [...]

The Vatican recently ruled that the name Yahweh can’t be “used or pronounced” in Catholic Masses. The Vatican’s document explains that the name Yahweh was “held to be unpronounceable and hence was replaced during the reading of sacred Scripture by means of the use of an alternate name: ‘Adonai,’ which means ‘Lord.’” The letter also [...]

The Jesuit director of the Vatican Observatory, Jose Gabriel Funes, says that aliens are part of God’s creation. The Bibledudes agree, and we even once met an alien named Zmxq’q.

There’s some chatter relating to Benny Shanon’s theory that Exodus 19, with the thunder and noise at Mt. Sinai might have been caused by plants in the Sinai Desert that contained hallucinogens.
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The article’s subtitle says “but scholars scoff.” Listen closely, as I have something important to say Darlings: SSSSCCCOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF!