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The Onion resurrects Nisroch, the Assyrian god of agriculture, for an energy drink advertisement.

Dudes, quit stealing the baby Jesus.

Turns out what I’ve been missing my whole life is the Jesus Pan.

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Well, remember way back when in ancient Thebes, when Oedipus solved the riddle of the Sphinx and then did it with his mom and then poked his eyes out? It turns out recently that the Sphinx has gotten its eyes pecked out by some rogue pigeons. No word on the mama.

The Jesuit director of the Vatican Observatory, Jose Gabriel Funes, says that aliens are part of God’s creation. The Bibledudes agree, and we even once met an alien named Zmxq’q.

There’s some chatter relating to Benny Shanon’s theory that Exodus 19, with the thunder and noise at Mt. Sinai might have been caused by plants in the Sinai Desert that contained hallucinogens.
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The article’s subtitle says “but scholars scoff.” Listen closely, as I have something important to say Darlings: SSSSCCCOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF!

They Might Be Giants has this AWESOME video about four Mesopotamians and their band here.

This Onion piece is pretty funny. My favorite part is new Bible’s subplot where Moses’ enemy Egyptians turn out to be cyborgs.