I love Bible movies for the same reason I love Ed Wood’s Plan 9 From Outer Space: they’re ridiculously horrible. Stupid costumes, even dumber dialogue. That’s why I’ll be watching the 10 hour series The Bible set to debut tonight on … wait for it… the History Channel. Once again, bad actors, bad writers, [...]
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A replica of Noah’s Ark, said to have been built to scale, recently opened to visitors in the Netherlands.
Darlings, when Oprah’s great aura shines upon you, and you want to talk about Jesus, it’s perhaps best you keep your lips zipped.
Check out the Maccabeats singing about Hanukkah.
Check out this video by Axis of Awesome.
Thought this was a pretty funny remake of the Delilah song, or a remake of the biblical story of Samson, whichever you prefer:
Delilah the Samson Version Video
This Onion piece is pretty funny. My favorite part is new Bible’s subplot where Moses’ enemy Egyptians turn out to be cyborgs.
Despite what Stephen Prothero claims, Joan of Arc was married to Noah. Oh those revisionists do make a donkey tired.
Darlings, it seems some “Christian Archaeologists” found some stones in Iran that resemble wood and it might even be boat shaped. Their conclusion, it’s Noah’s Ark of course.